Funny pies

Having stayed in a residential college for 4 years, Ramen believed that his perception on pies was ruined imminently.
After all, pies are never enough for a meal, yet too much for a snack. If it wasn't for him waking up on an awkward morning, he never would have tried Jester's pie. And he'll never realise that Jesters is a franchise.
Ramen reckons it's ok paying $4.20 for a heavy snack/ fast food. Soft drinks cost almost $3. A bun would cost half of the pie.
He's only tried the Satay Chicken and the Chicken & Veges. The Satay was appalling. And like any other commercial food, the crust tastes great but inhuman. Just like how McDonald's fries taste like.
Nowadays he's always tempted to get one on the way home because he's never full, yet not fully famished.