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CAMY SHANGHAI NOODLE HOUSE.
Tattersalls Lane, China Town. Melbourne.
Engrish: 10. BON: 6.
TTDWW: Tell your friends what have you done for the day.

We normally just call it 'that dumpling house'.
It's listed among the '100 things to do below $10' in Melbourne during 1995. 12 years later, you can still count on the value.
The dumplings and noodles start at $6.80.
Ramen tried the chicken and prawn dumplings with chili oil today. You get 8 dumplings instead of the normal 15 since chicken and prawn are more expensive. He really likes it since he's not much of a pork person to start with. Also, Ramen's finally tried the Dan Dan noodles. Very spicy.
Next time if you happen to walk pass that dumpling house, check out the menu outside and have a laugh. It's been tampered with and the owners never bothered to change it. Maybe they haven't realised it yet.